This is what we all want, arriving at a strip club filled with clients willing to spend that money. So that we can dive straight in, start hustling, dance, and make all that sweet, sweet stripper cash.
Unfortunately, that’s not always the reality. Just as everywhere else, there are peak seasons, the good nights. One night the club is flooded with men who are very loose with their wallets, and the next night they hold on to their money and count coins to pay for that overpriced strip club beer.
Understanding these patterns can help you to optimize your bookings so that their money makes its way into your bank account.
We can’t see into the future, but there are patterns and signs that I have noticed during my 13 years in the industry. I have listed some of them below so that you can take some of these into account when planning your next booking.
Optimize Your Schedule: Making the Most of Peak Stripper Seasons
The Pre-Christmas Rush
One to one and a half months before Christmas is usually a great time to book your stripper jobs. Why, you might ask! It’s because companies are throwing their end-of-the-year bashes. They are taking out their employees for the annual Christmas dinner. Those are famous for being very generous with alcohol and bad decisions, like ending up at the gentlemen’s club, a bit too drunk and exercising their or the company’s credit card.
Where to Catch the Pre-Christmas Money
It’s generally a good time, but as a Scandinavian myself, I can say that up here in Northern Europe, they take these Christmas celebrations seriously. So I do recommend a booking in Copenhagen, Oslo, Helsinki, or look into going to Switzerland, like Geneva, Zurich, or Lausanne.
Autumn Opportunities
So the summer is often spent with family and friends doing activities, beaching, summer houses, festivals, holidays, etc. When the autumn rolls in, people return to the cities, they spend their days off doing city stuff, going to restaurants, getting drunk in bars, and that leads to way more spontaneous strip club visits. Generally, people are much more open to spending their money just after they get paid, and that generally happens at the end of each month.
Large Manly Events and Conference
These events are not seasons, but they are the nights you want to work. Check your city’s calendar for the big MANLY events like different dude-oriented fairs. Is Metallica playing? Is there a major and large gambling event? World Cup in Hockey?
Ski Resort Highs
January and February are the notorious slow months for the entertainment industry after people spend way too much money on Christmas celebrations. The life of a stripper can be so boring these months, but there are places where the party just started.
Yes, I’m talking about the ski resorts. The first rule of stripping is to go where the money is. The people with money are going skiing, and for the winter strip clubs, that’s when they start off their season.
The Winter Season Clubs
It’s pretty well known amongst traveling strippers that dancing in the Alps is a great way to maximize winter earnings. Check the clubs I work with in the Austrian Alps: Kitzbühel and Obertauern. Just a friendly reminder—these clubs are normally fully booked by the beginning of December, so you need to be doing your booking in good time. Don’t wait until you sit bored in your January slow club to try to get your booking.
St. Martin’s Peak Season
Did you ever dream of spending your winter on a tropical island, stripping, beaching, sipping margaritas, partying, and having a little look into the fancy yacht world?
St. Martin’s peak tourist season starts at the end of November and stretches all the way to March. The money prognosis is really good on this island as it is filled with tourists and the rich yacht tourism. There is also one of these large manly events in March, the Heineken Regatta.
Stripping in the Caribbean
I work with the two major clubs on the island. They are looking for beautiful exotic dancers for their strip clubs. One important thing to know: To work here, you must have a working visa, and that takes about two months to get. From the day your documents are in order, it often takes at least two weeks to get your papers in order. So for you to maximize your earnings on the island, you need to be planning ahead.
Military Exercises
I don’t know if you know it, but Military men + Strippers = very fun stripper money. The military dudes are fun, a bit rowdy, and normally quite irresponsible with their money. So there’s often an easy transfer from their pocket to yours. Therefore, it is a great money strategy to strip during these exercises.
Every year in February and every second year in June (next one is 2026), there are large military exercises in Guam.
Make That Stripper Cash During the Military Exercise in Guam
I work with the two best clubs in Guam, and spending a few months on this beautiful tropical island, stripping, beaching, and living your best stripper life is pretty sweet.
The Golf Seasons
Golf is a typical manly sport; it is also quite a snobby sport for those who have both money and time to spend. It takes them hours to put a tiny ball in a hole. The sweet thing with golf is that they often travel with their buddies and not with their families, so their evenings are spent in restaurants, bars, and probably the local strip club. So planning your bookings around golf tournaments and the golf season is a good tactic for finding a potential money peak.
Strip During the Golf Season in Portugal
Portugal has a lot of golf tourism, and generally, the golf season peaks before the summer and after the summer when the worst south European summer heat has chilled down.
City Festivals
When towns are packed with people out drinking and partying, it’s usually a peak time. Check out what’s happening in the town you want to work in. It can make a big difference in your wallet.
School Holidays
A telltale sign of slow club times is the dreaded school holidays. They are family time, which is the opposite of getting wild and spending money in the strip club. So my advice is to ask ChatGPT about the school holidays in the city you work in.
Final Thoughts: On how to navigate peak seasons for Stripper Success
Navigating the international world of stripping and finding the peak seasons do take a bit of strategy and for that you also need understanding of the ebb and flow.
But here you have it, or at least some pointers in the right directions. Do you choose the Pre-Christmas madness? The Winter wonderlands of the Austrian alps or sunny days in St martin or Guam?
The opportunities are there waiting for you, it’s all about timing and a lil bit of insider know-how. Keep these tips in your back pocket and plan accordingly and the chances of you hitting the money highs will increase.
Jump In: Secure Those High-Earning Stripper Spots
Now you have a better idea of the Stripper peak seasons. So when you feel ready to do your next move, just hit me up. Click that WhatsApp button and let’s map out your next big gig.
XXX – Angie